Soon To Be A New Me

Friday, May 26, 2006

WOULDN'T IT BE NICE?

A certain support board is now allowing you to post your own profile pictures. I was messing around to see what photo would fit. None of the pictures of me were the right size but the one above worked just fine! I wonder how long it will last?
I want to look just like this a year from now!

posted by ShirleyValentine @ 12:55 PM  

8 Comments:

  • At 5/26/2006 11:17 PM, Blogger A BLOG NOT HERE said…

    Hi SusaninCali :)

    I'm Fat Bitch in Cali too :)

    Just wanted to say I hope you get approved for your WLS soon and get that killer bod you posted here!!!!

    Hon, you have no idea how badly I want that body too...I know...Let's be twins!!!!!!!! :P

    Your daughter is a lovely young woman. :)

     

  • At 5/27/2006 7:00 AM, Blogger Too Fat To Fly... said…

    Ooo, how I'd kill for a body like that :-)

    It's the stuff dreams are made of! LOL

     

  • At 5/27/2006 7:29 AM, Blogger bye said…

    For years I've coveted above the butt divits. This pic. doesn't do it for me. She looks too waifish or weak or something.

    Me strong.

    Me never be skinny minnie.

    Truth is, my belly is beginning to frighten me. Epidermis Nightmares!

     

  • At 5/27/2006 10:02 AM, Blogger ShirleyValentine said…

    I know I will never have this body. I have never seen "butt divits" before either! Are these natural for skinny bitches? For some reason this picture just grabbed my eye. Yes, I am a dreamer.

    My belly is going to need a major tummy tuck once I do lose the weight. I will be having Epidermis Nightmares right along with you Zorita!

    Right now I look like I am carrying a 9 month old baby that is long overdue. Disgusting!

     

  • At 5/28/2006 7:07 PM, Blogger JUST JEN said…

    You truly are a sassy fatty. I'd also truly kill for a body like that. Not on me, just on top of me. Dang, I'm sorry. Those lesbian hormones are surging.

     

  • At 5/28/2006 9:25 PM, Blogger ShirleyValentine said…

    Jen,
    Don't feel bad. You should have saw me last week when the AAA guy came and changed my tire. He was the best looking guy I have seen in years. He had the most beautiful smile and was tan and didn't have an ounce of fat on him. His jeans and shirt were like a second skin on his body.
    Speaking of hormones.....

     

  • At 5/31/2006 12:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I betcha dollars to doughnuts (Mmmm... doughnuts) the gal in that shot is also unhappy with herself and covets somebody else's body.

    Maybe to make up for what she sees as her major flaws she starves, barfs, lives onna strict regimen of cigarettes and diet coke, clear liquid diet (See Lindsey Lohan), eats only things she can snort, allows men and women to take advantage of her, screws everything that doesn't run from her and consequently has a raging case of genital warts on her anus; etc, etc.

    Children: For the past few years I've seen folks lose all their weight. Then sadly I saw them wind up in AA; drug rehabilitation centers; divorce court; bankruptcy; genital warts on their anus; those who gained their weight back, and finally with soulless eyes, all the compassion drained from their smile but at least they could fit into size six jeans.

    I once had a dear friend tell me, "I may have lost all my weight, but my life is still the same and I'm not any happier."

    Don't pin your hopes and dreams on airbrushed photos; just strive to never lose yourself.

     

  • At 6/02/2006 8:55 PM, Blogger Sarah said…

    So, didja post it as your user picture? How long did it last? Curious minds want to know. :-P

     

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